The Toddler Survival Guide: Complete Protection From the Whiny Unfed [Audiobook] download free by Mike Spohr

The Toddler Survival Guide: Complete Protection From the Whiny Unfed Audiobook download free by Mike Spohr
  • Listen audiobook: The Toddler Survival Guide: Complete Protection From the Whiny Unfed
  • Author: Mike Spohr
  • Release date: 2017/5/15
  • Language: English
  • Genre or Collection: Funny Books and Stories
  • ISBN: 9780760352199
  • Rating: 8.31 of 10
  • Votes: 481
  • Review by: Kinslee Bisson
  • Review rating: 8.68 of 10
  • Review Date: 2018/11/4
  • Duration: 2H25M23S in 256 kbps (38.4 MB)
  • Date of creation of the audiobook: 2018-08-24
  • You can listen to this audiobook in formats: WAV, WMA, FLAC, MPEG4, Apple Lossless, ATRAC, MP3 (compression RAR, ZIP, 7Z, AZW3, AZW, TAR.BZ, Z)
  • Total pages original book: 192
  • Includes a PDF summary of 23 pages
  • Duration of the summary (audio): 17M52S (4.6 MB)
  • Description or summary of the audiobook: Get the baby gates, lock the cupboards, and load up Elmo's Song, toddlers are on the loose. The Toddler Survival Guide is here to get you to the other side. Toddlers and zombies both communicate mainly through groans, clumsily trail after you everywhere you go (especially into the bathroom in the toddler's case), and-upon entering your life-leave you frazzled, on edge, and deeply sleep deprived.The Toddler Survival Guide is a hilarious parody of Max Brooks's The Zombie Survival Guide (and survival guides in general) that will leave parents laughing out loud even as it provides practical advice on how they can make it to the other side of toddlerhood intact. Written by parents who have studied toddlers up-close in their natural habitat, the book will cover survival skills including how you can outfit your home to outlast a toddler occupation (baby gate, cabinet locks, wine), how you can subdue an angry toddler ('Elmo's Song,' mac and cheese, smartphone) and even how you can safely venture out in public together without your toddler-or you-bursting into tears.Chapters include: Preparing the Home for a Toddler Invasion, Communicating with Your Toddler, Feeding a Toddler, Socializing Your Toddler, Grooming Your Toddler, Venturing into Public with a Toddler, Documenting Your Life with a Toddler, Vacationing with a Toddler, Toddler Entertainment and Birthdays, Surviving Bedtime and Potty Training, Technology and the Toddler, and Parental Self-Preservation.
  • Other categories, genre or collection: Funny Books & Stories, Advice On Parenting
  • Download servers: Torrent, CloudMe, Torrentz2, Hotfile, BitShare, 4Shared, FreakShare. Compressed in RAR, ZIP, 7Z, AZW3, AZW, TAR.BZ, Z
  • Format: Hardback
  • Approximate value: 15.56 USD
  • Dimensions: 127x203x20.32mm
  • Weight: 408.23g
  • Printed by: Not Available
  • Published in: Stillwater, United States

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